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12.06.2025 00:56
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Hey girls can we see some anal play?
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Have you had any paranormal activity situations happen personally to you or someone you know?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
Can you share a picture of your favorite outfit and explain why you love it?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Searching for axions by analyzing X-ray observations of entire galaxies - Phys.org
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Autism and ADHD have distinct brain connectivity signatures, study finds - Medical Xpress
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
China fast tracks rare earth export licences for European companies - Financial Times
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Investigative Reporters Sound the Alarm at Peabody Awards - Variety
So they tried
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Mario Kart World tech analysis, including frame rate and resolution - Nintendo Everything
No go.
Thumbs down again.
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Then came..
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.