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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 00:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

Hey girls can we see some anal play?

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Is Daenerys Targaryen really the most beautiful woman, or is everyone saying that just to flatter her?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

"The AI Told Him To Kill Himself And He Did": 10 Nightmare Things AI And Robots Have Done To Humans - Yahoo

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

Have you had any paranormal activity situations happen personally to you or someone you know?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

Can you share a picture of your favorite outfit and explain why you love it?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Searching for axions by analyzing X-ray observations of entire galaxies - Phys.org

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Autism and ADHD have distinct brain connectivity signatures, study finds - Medical Xpress

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

China fast tracks rare earth export licences for European companies - Financial Times

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Investigative Reporters Sound the Alarm at Peabody Awards - Variety

So they tried

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Mario Kart World tech analysis, including frame rate and resolution - Nintendo Everything

No go.

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.